Does Your Dog Own You?
See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.
･ You believe every dog is a lap dog.
･ If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
･ You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.
･ You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
･ You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
･ You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.
･ No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).
･ You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.
･ You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
･ You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.
･ You let the neighbor's dog sleep over.
･ You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.
･ Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
･ When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
･ You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
･ You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.
･ Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.