What is a Dog?
･ Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
･ They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
･ They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
･ They growl when they are not happy.
･ When you want to play, they want to play.
･ When you want to be alone, they want to play.
･ They are great at begging.
･ They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
･ They leave their toys everywhere.
･ They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.