What is a Cat?
･ Cats do what they want.
･ They rarely listen to you.
･ They're totally unpredictable.
･ They whine when they are not happy.
･ When you want to play, they want to be alone.
･ When you want to be alone, they want to play.
･ They expect you to cater to their every whim.
･ They're moody.
･ They leave hair everywhere.
･ They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.